Thursday, May 29, 2008

Welcome to The Nest

Hello and welcome to The Nest!

The Nest is your only true and independent news source for all things Fairfax Eagles. We aim to cover and report objectively on all of the thrills, spills, scandals and gossip from inside the Eagles Camp in AMNRL 2008.

Want the inside scoop on your favourite player? The Nest has its ear to the ground.

Want to know Coach Tom 'Papa Smurf' Reed's dietary secrets? The Nest has the low down.

Want to know how Michael Zelinsky squeezes himself into those lycra tight shirts? The Nest thinks you're gay.

So strap yourself in dear reader for what promises to be a sultry, steamy, summer of salacious scandal, Rugby League and intrigue



4 comments:

The Pressing Issues said...

knowing 'mike' aka boris fairly well I can tell you he doesn't squeeze into the shirts, they are painted on, and the only thing he likes better than a painted on shirt is a tight pair of shorts, their in fashion apparently not being a metro I wouldn't know.

Dain said...

If the shirts aren't bad enough, the J-LO sunglasses will get you every time.
Misha holds the title of team pretty boy beating out Sean....

Eagle Fan said...

I think you'll find it's

1. Mikey from Down Under
2. Daylight
3. Sean





101. Steve Grant

Unknown said...

If moving up from #101 means wearing pink flip flops, I'll stay in the basement, where the straight guys dwell.